Scenes From a Marriage: Vol. 7

Occasionally, my wife decides our house is a mess and spends the day cleaning the shit out of it. Today, she went a little overboard. She vacuumed the mail. I don't mean that she sucked the mail up into the vacuum to get rid of it. I mean she used the small attachment and vacuumed the dust and dog hair off the day's mail.

Should I be concerned?