Scenes From a Marriage: Vol. 8

My wife and I watch Jeopardy. We also watch the $25,000 and $100,000 Pyramids, which have taught us that Dick Clark used to a condescending douche. But that's besides the point.

So we're watching Jeopardy last night and my wife, who is very smart gave one of the worst answers in our viewing history. It was bad. Worse than during a category called "Anagram Shakespeare Characters" when she and I couldn't get "T A L H M E."

She doesn't do stupid things very often so when she does, I feel obliged to point them out.
Anyway, this was her bad answer and the question is not important.

Wife's Guess: "Mars"
Correct Answer: "The Shetland Islands"