My Last Night Out

You know those mornings when you're hungover because you and your friends were out all night drinking and you're at a diner with your wife having breakfast and trying not to fall asleep or look directly at any lights and to prove you didn't spend too much money you take out your wallet to pay for breakfast, but instead of cash, the only thing in it is an ATM receipt for $400 with a $15 withdrawal fee?

Yeah, it was one of those mornings.