People Who Should Kill Themselves #3
The guy at the gym yesterday who stole my workout gloves - AFTER I worked out.
AFTER I spent 80 minutes pouring sweat into them.
AFTER I hadn't washed them in no less than 4 months.
These things must have smelled like shit. Like actual shit. But that didn't stop this asshole from taking off with them.
I guess if he needed gloves badly enough to risk all manner of infections by stealing what my wife describes as "the most disgusting things you own" then I probably shouldn't waste time wishing death on him. He'll likely die an hour after using them anyway.
AFTER I spent 80 minutes pouring sweat into them.
AFTER I hadn't washed them in no less than 4 months.
These things must have smelled like shit. Like actual shit. But that didn't stop this asshole from taking off with them.
I guess if he needed gloves badly enough to risk all manner of infections by stealing what my wife describes as "the most disgusting things you own" then I probably shouldn't waste time wishing death on him. He'll likely die an hour after using them anyway.
posted by Tent Time at 1:51 AM
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今人気のワンピースチェッカーを使って楽しみませんか？あなたの海賊度ランクが表示されますよ。いつでも使えて楽しいよ
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