Friday, December 30, 2005

Masturbation Clue

Next time you're playing the same old board games, treat yourself to a game of "Masturbation Clue"...

A wad of sticky paper towels was found in the trash...

Who was jerking off??? Only one game dares to ask...Who got caught wet-handed?

Locations -
Computer
Shower
Parents' room
Astro van
Morgue
Confessional
Chuck E Cheese Ball Pit
Sister's Vagina
"Crocodile Dundee" Matinee


Weapons-
Teddy Ruxpin
KY Warming Jelly
Ball Spreader
Gay Porn
Warm Feces
Parents' Wedding Photo


Suspects-
Admiral Blueballs
Mickey Cockface
Professor Plumpkin
Mrs. Peacock
Mr. Period
Rev. Loveboy