People Who Should Kill Themselves #4

My friend Josh, who last year was not allowed by his wife to attend a baseball game with me despite having already purchased the ticket 5 months earlier. He had to - and I'm not kidding - drive me and a friend to the game, drop us off, drive back home, watch the game on TV and then drive back to the stadium to pick us up.

That really happened. All of it.

Then to add insult to injury, last month, he was dragged by his wife to Sex and The City 2 on opening weekend.

If I were his true friend, I'd kill him myself.